Smug Pollution Alert

There are many uncertainties that have arisen as a result of the federal election on the 21st of August. On thing that is certain is that for the foreseeable future the people of south-eastern Australia will be dealing with the sever environmental and weather effects of high concentrations of smug. A smug alert has been issued. The pollution is emanating from various locations in Australia but is at dangerous levels of concentration in and around the federal seat of Melbourne. The most common ailment brought about by the smug pollution is choking as a result of incidents of I-vomited-a-little-bit-in-my-mouth syndrome, in some cases this has been so sever as to result in death.

A portion of a documentary on Smug Pollution:

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Chasing the Marriage Certificate: Running the Right Way?

The campaign for the legal recognition of the marriages of queer couples has entered a strange place since the inequalities in Australian relationship laws between same-sex and heterosexual couples were largely removed by the federal government in legislation that came into full effect in June 2009. The campaign is now entirely centred upon the marriage certificate, the one legal benefit given to heterosexuals but not queers. But that certificate will entail no new rights for its queer bearers beyond the possession of that piece of paper.
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