The value of BHP in relation to the universe, christianity and moon pies.

If I had 1 cent for every year since Christ I would have $2.00.
Enough to buy 1 moon pie.
If I had 1 cent for every year since the formation of the earth I would have $45.4 million.
Enough to buy around 23 million moon pies.
If I had 1 cent for every year since the first appearance of stars I would have $137.5 million.
Enough to buy 68.75 million moon pies. Or, enough to buy 229,166 years membership at a pretty decent gym.
If I had 1 cent for every year that the most pessimistic of physicists give for the likely time that stars can be expect to be present in our universe I would have $290 million: an amount roughly equal to that which a good pair of divorce lawyers could make from the Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher split.
If I had the profit from BHP for 2011 I would have $22.48 million.
That’s enough to buy 77 universes and $119 million worth of moon pies (just under 60 million of them).

Here’s a graph!

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